Cat Earns Doctorate In Litter-ature

A feisty feline is now an honorary graduate of Vermont State University’s class of 2024! Dr. Max Dow has earned a doctorate of “Litter-ature.” The university posted a series of photos on Instagram showing Dr. Dow proudly prancing around his alma mater. Dr. Dow lives on Seminary Street and has been a member of the community for years. “With a resounding purr of approval from the faculty, the Board of Trustees of the Vermont State Cat-leges has bestowed upon Max Dow the prestigious title of Doctor of Litter-ature, complete with all the catnip perks, scratching post privileges, and litter box responsibilities that come with it,” the post reads. (UPI)